Happy day after valentines...
OK. FINALLY. I managed to get the mountain of women off of me for just enought time to write a blog entry.
Lets get straight to the point.
VALENTINES DAY!
I tried my best to enjoy it. Really, I did. It was all happy-clappy and, due to my sadistic nature, I rather enjoy whacking hot chicks away with a stick. In the end, it's all about where you connect them, my favourite spot being upside the head as it makes a very satisfying *THUMP* noise.
The day went along, as my inbox flooded with "I WANT YOUR BEEF" mails, and I soon got bored. Why is it that this horribly commercialised holiday still strikes true in a females heart? Is it because it celebrates the wonderful emotion we've come to know as love? No, I can tell you why.
It's because women get free stuff. They love it! At every little opportunity they get, they'll want something for free. The women I know are all supermodels, and are used to being treated like queens, and it's these women that show the true colours behind Valentines best.
FREE STUFF FOR WOMEN, FREE SEX FOR MEN.
Shit I hate this planet...
posted by someoneelse @ 8:18 AM
15 comments
15 Comments:
you are beef popsicle!
This is the worst blog ever. It is even more gay than you. you suck. Go kill yourself now. We won't miss ya. go on .. do it
he he (is it me or Bent who posted it?)
@manlystud69
Try say that without that huge black penis in your mouth please, I couldn't hear you.
I thought you were white and not that well hung.
Yes, you see, you have another persons penis lodged in your throat. Unfortunately for you, I'm straight, hence the fact that I wont allow you to suck me off. Sorry.
can u spell.....OWNED!
i have had many penises of all shapes and sizes in my mouth. I clearly remember yours. You lasted 1 second and spurted air.
Soe this is your father speaking, stop waisting company bandwidth & do your work. Also the time you spend on forums is affecting your mental capacity.
Dad.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!]
It'sci! :D
LOOOOOL!!!!!!
I love beef popsicles allmost as much as I love watching slagter undress 5 year old vietnamese oukies
Ohhh yeah.... i like watcing vietnamese oukies undress themselves...
Fuck... first I got all these women to beat off and now I got the entire ghey community at my blog!?
Dude, bu woman, do you mean slagter in drag, or chicks with dicks in general?
Fucksakes... I can't see half of the comments in my blog. Blogger can suck my holy golden balls of delight.
@Hip-2-be-a-fucking-idiot
Sure, whatever floats your log. Do the world a favour: pull the pin off a grenade, stick it in your ass and run into the NAG offices. Two birds with one stone.
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