Thursday, February 16, 2006

Goodnight, Rattie

Goodnight, my sweet Rattie.

You meant a lot to us. Your wheezing squeak as you hopped around in your cage, with that silly rat face of yours. The way you would always try and prevent us from taking the food or water bowl out of the cage. The way you would rush to the bowl and dig for the piece of dog food you loved so much. The way you'd curl up into a ball inside your housie even though it would be 40 degrees outside. The way you would run up and down when you heard one of our voices. The way you made coming home to an empty room so much easier for me. The way you would entertain visitors, who were suprised that rats could be such cool creatures.

I'll miss you :( *sniffle*

R.I.P.

6 Comments:

At 8:17 AM, Blogger someoneelse said...

The first asshole to joke about this post dies by my hand.

 
At 8:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

(you mean me, dont ya)

There once was a rat from Nantucket
he lived in a bucket.
When he died, soe cried
and we said fucket

 
At 8:29 AM, Blogger someoneelse said...

You're a pussy, not an asshole... so I'll let you live.

 
At 8:34 AM, Blogger someoneelse said...

Yup... most people don't understand what awesome pets rats are. They are super intelligent and all have very unique personalities.

 
At 9:36 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

how did you dispose of it dude?

did you knoe rat is tar spelled backwards?

How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
--2, but it must be a very big lightbulb to fit them both.

 
At 10:19 AM, Blogger someoneelse said...

*sigh* Gonna bury the rat this afternoon

 

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